bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(Source: molgera)





crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes


stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

(Source: flyingvirgin)



hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up


wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 



jawnsolo:

leaving your room when people are over

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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT
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